Review: The Cocktail Lube – Pool Side Venus

Product: The Cocktail Lube – Pool Side Venus
Manufacturer: Kusanoka Inc. / otonaJP
Measurements: 360ml (12.17oz)
Retailers: otonaJP*

– This product was provided by otonaJP for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

Please enjoy the least effective way to open a review for a competing product, but typically if I were to suggest a Japanese branded ‘go-to’ lube for onaholes, it’d be the ever so slick Onatsuyu by Toy’s Heart. One bottle lasts an absolute eternity, the consistency is balanced for the majority of onaholes, it’s cheap and pretty much everyone stocks the stuff (ask for it by name at your local pie shop).

Failing that, you’ll likely find a perfectly good option locally. Lube is kinda hard to fuck up. Personally I just order a bottle of some budget stuff from Amazon Australia every few months. Does the job – bottle is filled with lubricant instead of fire ants, penis has yet to fall off. You couldn’t ask for a better outcome.

But what if you want something a bit different? WHAT IF YOU WANT TO GIVE YOUR PENIS A LIL’ SURPRISE? Over the years I’ve tried plenty of unique bottles of Japanese lube, from armpit scented stuff to a weird ‘warming’ version which had the consistency of Krispy Kreme’s patented donut glaze and made my cock feel like it was in a Mexican cartel video.

(It was indeed nice and shiny though).

Watch out though, because now we’ve got The Cocktail Lube – Pool Side Venus which does the exact opposite. This stuff is designed to cool your penis down with the power of menthol.

Finally, what it’s like to fuck 5 Gum®™.

– Simple 2000 Vol. 1: The Bottle Delight – 

Perhaps more importantly though, it features otonaJP’s mascot Coco who activates every neuron in my monkey brain.

Christ. Fuck. I’m doomed when they eventually release an actual onahole based on her. Haha, could you imagine. Are you seeing this, otonaJP? Wouldn’t it be funny if you designed a Coco onahole? That’d be pretty funny h-hey.

– Simple 2000 Vol. 2: The Lube and The Penis – 

Yep, sure is a nice shade of blue. You can smell the menthol if you snort it into your face holes too, but it’s not overpowering.

I guess The Cocktail Lube – Pool Side Venus’ consistency is a tad thinner than most lubricants? It’s not sticky in the slightest and won’t leave a wet mess on your crotch after a particularly frantic session. The consistency is fine. I never felt the need to apply more to any onaholes mid-wank.

As for the cooling sensation… hmmmMMMM. This seems to depend entirely on very specific mathematical life-related events that you can’t put into a calculator without frying it via mysterious bodily fluid damage. The weather, how desperate your erection is, the onahole itself. All these things changed the intensity.

At best, you’ll certainly notice this lube making things a bit cooler and sharper on your cock. Those initial few thrusts especially can drastically change things. I found that it seems to vanish fairly quick though, and once when I hadn’t wanked in a few days I didn’t notice the difference at all. Just felt like any old normal lube.

And that’s… fine? I’m not exactly seeking a cold pussy experience – that the sort of thing might land you in jail hey – but the opening shock on your system does make this lube kinda fun.

Not sure I’d want to be using The Cocktail Lube – Pool Side Venus as my every day lube (sometimes twice-a-day if I’m feeling extra rambunctious in my old man years), but it’s nice for changing things up every now and then.

Also while the label warns not to drink this stuff, how about eating it?

 

 

The Cocktail Lube – Pool Side Venus

+ Good consistency and lives up to the cooling gimmick. It’s mild, but that’s probably a good thing
+ Great price
+ Coco is on the bottle; oh god oh fuck she’s so cute

– Doesn’t taste good (please do not eat lube unless you’re using custard as lube)
– Please do not use custard as lube

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