Review: Tantaly’s Britney Sex Doll

Product: Britney
Manufacturer: Tantaly
Measurements: length (vaginal tunnel): 17.8cm (anal tunnel): 15.8cm, weight – 13kg (28.6 lbs)
Retailers: Tantaly

– This product was provided by Tantaly for masturbation review purposes

Just to start things off, technically the full title of this is Britney: 28.6LB Big Boobs Sex Doll Male Masturbator, but man that’s a lot of words and some numbers. Imagine asking for this in-store, at like fuckin’ Target or something. “Yes I want the BIG BOOBS model of the sex doll male masturbator, exactly 28 point 6 ELL BEES, not a pound more”.

You would very likely be asked to leave.

So rather than a forbidden password you’d chant in front of a park toilet after a few blows to the head, I’ll just refer to it as Britney. This absolute beast is from Tantaly; a pretty huge name in the Western sex doll market. I kinda feel a bit out of my league here honestly, as I’ve never had a non… onahole-ish company reach out before.

Cheers to Jimmy over at Tantaly for taking the risk of trusting me with the only ever product Australian customs sat on for an absolute eternity. Eventually I thought it’d have the honour of being the first sex toy in the whole ten years I’ve been doing this to be rejected. But no! Turns out customs were just way too overwhelmed during the holiday season.

Overwhelmed with big sex hahahue.

Russ for scale.

– Unboxing / Presentation – 

This product is bloody massive, so imagine my pauljosephwatson.gif shock when I discovered it’s actually one of the smallest torso sex dolls Tantaly sells. Weeow. It’s all shipped in a completely plain cardboard box, letting you experience the joy of double-unboxing.

Opening up the flaps reveals a detailed instruction manual (mostly for cleaning tips – not how to put your penis in holes), a really FANCY product catalogue and a… drying stick?

Yeah! Bit unexpected to find one of these included, but very welcome. NO LUBE THOUGH, RIP ONCE AGAIN. More on the big ol’ chalk lookin’ thing later.

How about that catalogue bro. I love stuff like this. Reminds me of when retailers used to send out those huge Christmas buying guides, expect now you can get horny to basically every page instead of just flipping to the lingerie section.

“No, do it again! Stick your tongue out more”
“My mouth hurts, how much longer is this stupid photoshoot going on for?”
“… photoshoot?”

“Sir, you also booked a ticket for your wife, is she not accompanying you today?”
“Oh yes, she’s right here in my suitcase”
*Airport goes into lockdown*

Britney has two colour options – ‘Fair’ and ‘Wheat’. This one’s Wheat, which just makes me think of cereal and that’s great. Either way it’s like a light brown. It’ll look different across these photos depending on the lighting and because my phone is from the year 1804.

Visually, Britney is incredible. The fact they even got those gigantic breasts to fit on there without rolling off into the sunset is genuine art.

Tantaly seem extremely proud of their TIT TECH™ (or ‘special TPE fusion technology’ as they put it) and yeah, they feel really damn nice. Very soft and elastic, you can cop an entire handful and they’ll gently squish about.

Easily big enough to tit fuck too if that’s what you feel like doing one Sunday afternoon. Who’s going to stop you? The Queen? Good luck hey.

Bumps ahoy.

The asshole is VERY SMALL and this photo is borderline useless, please enjoy.

Also just for the hell of it, here’s a size and colour comparison with the excellent Standing Ruri-nyan I reviewed last month:

– Feeling –

Vagina: Coming from all those classic death-grip onaholes lined with shards of glass and even the small handful of Japanese sex dolls I’ve tried, Britney is surprisingly just… really chill to get inside. It may depend on your position, but the entrance just warps you in without a care in the world.

The tunnel itself is quite soft and forgiving, mostly lined with thick bumps that gently rub against your shaft. Around the halfway point there’s a very noticeable choke point which catches the underside of your head, but again – pretty easy-going stuff.

I mean, that said, this tunnel seems to be designed for the more endowed folks. It runs for a little over seven inches before stretching, so personally I have no idea what exactly is waiting in the end chamber. Perhaps sharks?

Anal: While the entry point itself is a lot tighter to pop into, once inside… I honestly had a tough time telling this apart, texture-wise. Overall it’s absolutely a bit more cramped, but I dunno man. Unlike the smaller hip onaholes where I find myself swapping between the holes, with Britney I’d kinda just stick with one throughout the entire ‘I will eventually orgasm lol’ experience.

If anything I think the vagina has more going for it (if only for the choke point), but the arse still makes for a pleasant slow-paced fuck.

Not bad, but I’m still on that eternal quest for a good cock-pulsating-crush anal hole I guess. One day though, I’m sure.

 

Here’s the official promo vid for Britney btw. It’s like something you’d wake up to with your TV still going at 4am, very good.

– Cleaning –

There’s no hope of this being a quick wash, but that should probably be expected. Britney is huge and heavy, making it a tad too clumsy for most bathroom sinks.

It can totally be done if you’re cool with swirling your finger around inside whilst potentially balancing it on your leg as a secret zen-like move, but I’d probably just suggest running it under the shower or whatever. The tunnels themselves aren’t particularly extreme, making them easy to flush out.

To easily dry the holes, just ram the included drying stick them up there for a few minutes. P-please do not take this advice for non-sex toy related holes.

Cool, erotic.

– Summary –

Genuinely incredible visual detail aside, Britney feels purposely designed to keep you going as long as possible. Both tunnels are light on stimulation, but there’s still just enough there to keep you happily thrusting away.

It makes sense though, given that you can’t just whip this out the instant you feel a slight throb like you can with a typical onahole. You gotta spend quality time with sex dolls like this to justify the absolute wallet-stomping investment. Take her out for a nice meal at the local kebab joint or something. Everyone will clap.

But yeah for $330 USD, Britney is built to last (you’d fuckin’ well hope so). It’s an extremely high quality build that can take just about any position you can think of. There’s a whole ‘adjustable metal skeleton’ inside (thanks Skynet) which makes the torso easy to stay in place without floppin’ about.

Tantaly’s site suggests these:

I have no face, and I must sex.

And what fun would a sex doll be without dressing it up? Probably… a lot of fun given that clothes tend to block access to holes but wow! There’s even clothes sold on Tantaly specifically designed to fit these smaller frames, but I found that regular $3 striped panties from Amazon did the trick.

An ass so good you could play Donkey Kong Jungle Beat with it.

 

Britney

+ An incredibly good looking sex doll with surprisingly realistic feeling ‘skin’ and tits you could fondle for days. Make sure you get some sleep though
+ Both tunnels feel nice, keeping things pretty simple which works nicely for extended sessions
+ Built like an absolute tank. A tank you cum inside, because why not? But yeah, this’ll last an eternity as long as you take care of it

– If you’re after rougher, more intense stimulation you’re not going to find it here

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This review product was provided by Tantaly. Thanks again!