What could possibly be better than a free onahole? Eight hundred billion dollars? Something scanning up cheaper than the price sticker at the supermarket whilst the self-checkout machine confusingly gives you head? Yes, exactly! We’ve sure solved that mystery.
For now though, here’s some free onaholes. Or well, you know, PRETTY MUCH KINDA FREE. Thanks to MotsuToys and Onahole.com, if you specifically visit through my affiliate links you’ll trigger a little bonus offer that’ll pop up on-screen after a few seconds.
(Unless you’re browsing on desktop with uBlock Origin, then you miiight need to disable it and reload for the pop-up to actually appear). Pure magic.
For European customers, MotsuToys are chucking in a Mil-Max onahole – https://www.motsutoys.com/?ref=infernal
And for American customers, Onahole.com will toss in your very own Slut Angel to show off around town – https://www.onahole.com/?aff=3
You’ll be emailed with a code to apply at the checkout for your order. While you’re there, hey! Both sites have restocked the absurdly good Nezuko’s Double Tooth Blowjob which I still can’t get over. I’ve lost three times my body weight worth of cum to this thing – I once used it four times in the same night – it is most likely killing me. My bodily fluids. Please help.
(I’m mentioning this because there’s a minimum order requirement of like €30/$30-ish? That’s the secret trick! So you might as well check out one of the best onaholes ever made).
Oh yeah and Mil-Max? I finally have a reason to repost this video from my old Mil-Max Plus review. What a day.
Hello friends! I hope you’ve been well. Sorry for the insane lack of content lately, the past few months have been a bit shit. The good news is I finally found a new apartment. Solid flatmates, rent is decent-ish. The bad news is I lost my job in the middle of all that chaos.
… Which I guess means I have more time for the blog again! G-good news!
damn it, i got a double-tooth a month ago. should’ve waited!
Well damn dude, seems like you can’t get a break sometimes. As if it’s not bad enough you live in the one continent where everything in the world that can kill you lives also. But hey, bright sides: new place, potentially cool flatmates and more time to pound rubber! Seriously though, glad to know you are hanging in there; keep your spirits up and keep job hunting regardless of how depressing that may be sometimes.
Try not to get raped by a koala or whatever other hellish creature is nearby.
Thanks mate 🙂 I’ll try! (… not to get raped by a koala that is)
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Agreed.
Hmm, for some reason the pop-up doesn’t appear for me on motsutoys. I did disable my adblock.
For our US friends, I own the free one you get there, its pretty awesome! So if you are considering getting something a/w its a nice bonus!
Also, they changed the reply form on this wordpress so things have changed a bit Infernal,
~Drynix
Okay, so a day later and the pop up shows up, fill in my mail and then don’t get the mail at all. They really don’t want me to get the mil-max
Damn 🙁 I’ve just tried with a different email address and the offer came in through the junk mail (it also took several hours…). Might have been flagged as spam?
Also yeah, the updated WordPress comment system is a bit of a pain in the arse. I used to get alerts for every comment, now it sends me nothing no matter what lol
I have that same white desk from Ikea
It’s a good desk!
worked for me but it took a few refreshes, thanks!!
Nice, enjoy!
Some questions infernal, how do you get onahole from motsutoys or onahole.com to Australia? Since onahole.com doesn’t provide shipping to Australia and motsutoys had long time discontinued shipping to other countries except Europe. I know they are probably sent directly to you as a test item but is there a way for regular Aussies to buy them? I used to buy some products from motsutoys before the pandemic but unfortunately i can’t anymore.
Yeah, I get ’em sent here for review purposes. It’s very frustrating that MotsuToys never reopened worldwide shipping back up after the whole covid mess, because right now their products are my main content and so many readers can’t even buy them.
Perhaps they might make an exception if you send them an email. Their customer service team is really friendly, but yeah. Feels like they’re missing out on a lot of sales. =\
Hate that you’re going through it, but I’m glad you’ve stuck around out there on the internet for this long. I hope the coming days are kind to you. I’m sure you’ll find something new in no time! You’re a talented author and a funny dude and I wish you all the best.