Review: Babumi Big

Product: Babumi Big (バブ密着ビッグ BA・BU・MI BIG!!)
Manufacturer: Toy’s Heart
Measurements: length – 15cm, weight – 340g
Retailers: KanojoToys* / ToyDemon / otonaJP*

– This product was provided by Toy’s Heart for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

A time crisis of the non-Namco variety is afoot. It’s nearly midnight, the supermarket is about to close and I’ve yet to decide what I should get for my delightful 12:01 am snack to start the new day in the middle of the night.

“You get all the benefits of dinner, breakfast and not being able to fall asleep rolled into one” I smugly tell a nearby employee, leaning in close as I breathe heavily through my nose to create a soothing forest breeze. “Sometimes even a bit of diarrhea”.

He politely tells me to fuck off and pushes me backwards, causing me to stumble face-first into a mother’s ample chest. Her stroller full of either baby or baby corn goes flying; it’s not entirely clear in the chaos.

“B-b-babumi BIG” I stutter as my head is surrounded by tits, followed by old timey car horn sound effects. Everyone is impressed except for the mother. She also politely tells me to fuck off, shoving me back into the employee.

A terrible endless loop occurs as I bounce between them. The manager looks on in absolute disdain as he hears the confused yells of “ba-b-babumi BIG” for the 80th time, turning off the lights and locking the roller shutters forever.

I scoop up what I hope is a handful of baby corn from the floor mid-shove, my delightful 12:01am snack dreams are ruined…

So this is Babumi Big… a uh, bigger version of Babumi from a few years ago. I somehow glazed right over the original version, but it was a huge hit for Toy’s Heart at the time.

What’s ‘babumi’ mean, you might wonder? Well I’m glad you did or didn’t ask, because apparently it’s Japanese slang around the desire for a motherly touch – the warm, comforting embrace – but not always to do with anything sexual. Dunno, I’m just going by like third-hand information from a few articles almost a decade old.

In THIS case though, an onahole based around the theme is at least a bit sexual I reckon.

– Unboxing / Presentation –

The box art by Urute is really lovely, definitely giving off those MILF* vibes (mother I‘d like to find-in-a-Where’s-Wally**-book-so-that-I-can-say-I-found-Wally-but-it-is-merely-a-clever-deception-to-get-hard).

*Translator’s note: MILF is a very needlessly complicated acronym.

**Super translator’s note 2 turbo: Wally is known as Waldo in parts of the world where their currency is actually worth anything, except for Canada.

As for the design itself, this is yet another one where you’d probably have some kind of erotic game show if you dropped a big box full of Toy’s Heart onaholes on the floor and had contestants try to tell them apart before the live studio audience erupts in laughter and sperm.

Nothing wrong with that though, it’s just a very generic lookin’ dick tube as usual. Feels very soft and fluffy in your hand.

Babumi Big does actually have one defining visual feature though, in that you can sorta see that the tunnel entrance is shaped like a heart. That’s adorable.

Sorry if you notice the pubes and stretch mark damage or whatever all over the material though; I took these photos waaaaaay WAY after the original unboxing and didn’t really notice until now.

Adorbs.

But wow, going back to the box art for a bit, its creative barcode placement really spoke to me.

See. Look. I really enjoy banana flavoured milk as an ultra unhealthy, ungoldy cow fluid surprise, but there are times where’d I’d like to keep it a secret when out in public. The cartons are extremely yellow and instantly give it away that a bumbling old fuck is not downing responsible adult bottles of $19 flush-flavoured toilet water or whatever.

But how can I deceive the general public? Impossible. No solution at all. Until now.

Inspired by Babumi Big, I went out and bought a baby bottle (tragically blowing the annual onahole review prop budget considering this thing was fuckin’ $11).

Armed with my trusty banana milk and the onahole itself, the steps here are very simple.

Using the baby bottle and whatever else you might have laying around to keep the onahole from falling over, all you have to do is pour the banana milk inside Babumi Big.

Perfect. Looks great.

Then you see this? Yeah, chuck most of that shit in the bin.

All you need is this bit hey. Ram it on in there.

There we go, barely even spilt half of it. Time to take this baby(umi Big) outside for the ultimate test.

See? NOBODY will be able to tell you’re drinking banana flavoured milk. No more shame.

 

… Might need a bib though.

– Feeling –

Getting into Babumi Big is actually fairly unique in that it almost feels like trying to penetrate some kind of melted marshmallow trapped in the pipe of a vaccuum cleaner going full bore. The first few times I used this were baffling.

Your head will sink in and just kinda warp its way through a mystery void where the surrounding walls feel like they’re a mile away. It’s strange, and for a while I didn’t really even understand the sensation.

At best, it’s soft and mushy with a surprising amount of instant suction. To the credit of Toy’s Heart this probably is similar to getting a loving hug from someone’s mum if you really think or drink hard enough.

… Who took her teeth out and slobbering all over your knob while cackling into the abyss.

Give it a few strokes and the tunnel design will eventually reveal itself as more air gets trapped inside to clamp those circus tent walls back onto your shaft. The above design looks chaotic as hell, but surprisingly the actual stimulation remains mild.

It kinda feels like constantly brushing up against a series of chunky raised nubs, each thrust always knocking them out of the way and into new twisted positions to keep things unpredictable. I say kinda, but that’s exactly what’s happening.

Flipping the onahole inside out helps show just how large these toothbrush-ass lookin’ nubs really are.

Just look at that one right near the entrance on the left, geez.

But genuinely, this is some very easy-going stuff. It encourages you to change up your wanking pace and even spin it around just so you can tangle up against different blobs. Great for lazy wanking sessions where you’re looking forward to slowly building up an orgasm.

Babumi Big is not for those wanting to get off before the ‘skip’ option appears on adverts when you’ve made the grand mistake of wanting to watch YouTube through your TV’s built-in app. This is more like purposely ignoring that option and watching the full 17-hour-long advert for some gambling scam where you need to bet on crypto horse testicles in a mobile base-building game.

Oh yeah, I found that the final stretch of the tunnel right before the end chamber sometimes has a slight pinching effect on the tip of your head though. It’s obviously not intense enough to make you reproduce a stock cartoon sound effect, but yeah, still manages to catch me off-guard even now.

Whether this is a positive or a negative probably depends entirely on what your cock thinks, but just keep that sneak attack in mind. Top or bottom mind, doesn’t matter.

Finally, cumming into this is so fucking satisfying. That end zone jiggles and bloats up like crazy – it looks and feels fantastic.

The original Babumi on the left. This new one is abooout 30% bigger and has a slightly different tunnel design.

– Cleaning –

Toy’s Heart onaholes are typically very easy to manage and Babumi Big is no exception. The soft flexibility of the material allows you to easily flip it inside out while cleaning, plus its minimal tunnel texture work also means there’s pretty much no chance of moisture getting trapped in the deep end (unless you’re purposely storing it in a pool).

The material will get a little bit sticky over time, but it’s not much to worry about. This onahole’s extremely high durability and hassle-free maintenance would make it a great pick for beginners especially.

– Summary –

It’s kinda hard to compare Babumi Big to anything else I’ve tried really. This is a VERY soft ‘n’ squishy onahole with a pretty… strange, empty-feeling sensation when you first dive in.

It never feels satisfying at first, but if you stick with it you’ll get some wild suction going on which makes the tunnel’s chunky nubs hug onto your shaft harder and harder over time. They tend to move around a fair bit, encouraging you to speed up or slow down at random to change how you’ll grind past ’em.

Fairly minimal stimulation overall, but fantastic for real casual, lazy wankin’.

Babumi Big

+ Very soft, easy-going stimulation which manages to keep things interesting
+ Good for longer sessions or even stamina training
+ Extremely easy to clean and dry
+ You call yell “BABUMI BIG” out in public and nobody will know what the fuck is wrong with you

– Entry point is not satisfying in the slightest, lacks that certain impact to let you know your cock has actually just gone inside SOMETHING
– Takes a long time to really get going
– End zone has a weird pinching effect at times, but YMMV (your masturbation may vary)

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This review product was provided by Toy’s Heart. Thanks again!