Review: Deep Throat Hunter

Product: Deep Throat Hunter
Manufacturer: Seiraku Toys
Measurements: length – 16.5cm, weight – 550g
Retailers: MotsuToys* / Onahole.com*

– This product was provided by MotsuToys and Onahole.com for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

Could you imagine being the deep throat hunter? Like, what would that even entail? For what purpose?

“Yes hello down there, I’m searching for deep throats” you ask while uncomfortably stretching someone’s mouth wide open on the bus. Your voice echoes as you put your face further inside and whip out your patented deep-throat-detective magnifying glass which immediately gets lodged in their neck sideways.

“No no, this one simply won’t do”.

Shaking your head in defeat once again, you gracefully leave via a newly shattered window and ragdoll out onto the tarmac below. As you watch the bus careen down the street, it suddenly hits a dreaded instant boost power-up icon before launching off a ramp into a slow motion barrel roll.

Picking up a few cash bonuses and multipliers on its way through the air, it lands hard – directly in the middle of an intersection where brakes are outlawed.

More and more cars notice the chaos from miles away and do their best to speed directly towards it. The very fabric of reality seems to chug and slow down as the pile-up grows larger. Then just when you think it’s finally over, the bus driver wakes up from his death and starts rapidly pressing a huge button on that old shitbox bus-arse dashboard titled ‘CRASH BREAKER’ and an enormous explosion rocks several city blocks.

“Haha, yeah. We are the lazy generation” you proclaim in a dazed response before having a nice nap.

Tomorrow.

Tomorrow will be the day you’ll finally hunt down that deep throat.

Wait fuck, nevermind hey! The girl on the box is already employed as the deep throat hunter. Whoops! She’s got a deep throat and she’s hunting you!

(For penis!)

– Unboxing / Presentation –

Surprisingly the box itself is pretty flimsy – and I only mention this because I vaguely recall praising the last Seiraku Toys onahole for its sturdy packaging back in like 1876 or whenever it was since I last showed any signs of life – but it still mostly survived being shipped to the other side of the world, so wow!

Big sentence for a good time.

After a bit of fumbling around with the box flaps (whoa vagina), it opens up to reveal the character artwork in all her glory.

She’s a ‘primal jungle huntress’ who I guess is also like a cat girl? I dunno, she looks great. Probably even better sitting on my face. The onahole doesn’t really have much protection in the box (I could hear it floppin’ around in there like a soggy sausage roll), but it’s all good.

Also I just noticed the lube sample has a cat girl on it too. That’s neat. Right? Nah? Not really? I’ll go tell this exciting fact to someone working behind the counter at the supermarket as I hold up the line.

They love that kind of thing.

Legend has it if you put your penis up real close, you can almost hear the soothing sounds of the blowjob jungle.

These shots were taken right during the initial unboxing, so it still has the classic dusting of McMuffin powder all over to help keep things fresh in the packaging. Don’t worry, that all vanishes as soon as the material comes into contact with lube/pre-cum/cum/whatever other sloppy mystery fluids you’ve got going on during your first wank.

Not here to judge if you get spaghetti sauce on it, man.

I didn’t capture a spaghetti sauce sample™, unfortunately.

But yeah, I mean, the design is fine. Very classic uh, onahole mouth and nose. It’s much softer to hold than I was expecting though.

I think I was mentally preparing myself for this to be similar to Seiraku Toys’ own Nezuko’s Double Tooth Blowjob from a few years back. That was built like a brick with paint-stripping teeth, but this is the exact opposite.

The teeth here are suuuuuper squishy compared to most other blowjob onaholes. Actually yeah, their consistency is a lot like those gummy ones you get mixed in with party bags of lollies (CANDY).

You know, the ones that always mysteriously end up doomed to the bottom of the bowl or covered in saliva from that one guy who was like “haha, look at this” and nobody looks.

See, these things. Man, this one bag of shit-sugar cost me like five bucks, what the hell. These were also the only two teeth lollies in the entire bag. That’s kinda lucky? But also absolutely not?

I tried for a little bit to get them wedged into the onahole’s mouth, but they kept on popping back out juuuusst fast enough to make it too annoying to get a photo on my toilet phone, so whatever. Probably a good thing hey. It didn’t really dawn upon me until just now on how bad it might look to make this joke with the first dark-skin blowjob onahole I’ve reviewed in years of all things.

My brain you see, it has the (gummy) worms.

Don’t worry though, I can still salvage this horrendous waste of five dolla–

(I took this after fishing them out of the onahole’s gob so they were extra sticky)

Anyway whatever. Looks good initially, bit of a mouth goin’ on in there. All up to code I guess.

Then you get to the tongue and… weeeoooww.

This is a looooong-arse stretchy tongue.

– Feeling –

Look honestly, initially getting inside Deep Throat Hunter is a frustrating experience. That glorious tongue ends up being a proper curse which ALWAYS manages to roll back and flop into itself no matter what.

Seriously, every time.

I haven’t managed to solve this important international crisis. The onahole actually manages to gag itself before you’re even a fraction of the way inside. I’ve tried countless ways, even grasping the base of my shaft for extra forced Olympic-precision aim – with a thumb wedged inside the mouth – in an attempt to grind directly against the roof of its mouth, but no.

Probably the closest I’ll get to feeling like a dentist.

But yeah, the tongue flips backwards and blocks the entire tunnel without fail. I’ve never channelled so much Milhouse energy than trying to get to the deep throat factory.

I know, two Simpsons jay pegs in the same review. 🙁

But… wow! Don’t worry, you’ll get there eventually. At some point the tongue finally gives up on its relentless cock-blocking quest and you’ll blast right through. Probably from a combination of enough lube and pre-cum spreading around, along with patented musky cock heat loosening up the material. Scientific wank things.

It just takes long enough to be maddening to the point where you might question physics and reality in general.

Though once you’ve settled into a stroking rhythm, the rest of the tunnel delivers a very easy-going, squishy sensation. Overall… very noticeable lack of that uh, restrictive crushing tightness you’d usually expect from gagging the limits of a disembodied handheld throat.

While there’s nothing wrong with a blowjob onahole going for a softer level of stimulation (not everything has to chomp your cock in half), Deep Throat Hunter ends up desperately needing something there to keep things interesting.

The notches towards the end aren’t thick enough to stand out, so the entire tunnel tends to blend together into mush.

See, this is where those teeth would usually do the trick, but nah – tooooOOOO soft.

Maybe it’d work better mentally if it had like a retirement home theme goin’ on or something, I dunno bro.

– Cleaning –

This is where Deep Throat Hunter absolutely excels more than Office 365 itself. Pretty much one of the easiest blowjob onaholes to flush out, and being so stretchy means you can get right down there to dry the tunnel out with no fuss. Zero gag reflex. 🙂

The material has a tiiiiny bit of that classic tire factory smell going on initially, but I think by the third time I’d washed the onahole it vanished entirely.

– Summary –

Reading back through this so far to make sure everything’s legible – aside from the Burnout intro because good fucking luck – this seems to be fairly negative. Like way more than I’d usually be for something that’s merely sort of whatever, but I think it’s because at this point I hold Seiraku Toys in such high regard?

Seriously, this is their first product in a very long time that’s just left me… bored?

Deep Throat Hunter seems like something which should be much tighter and exciting than it is, I guess. Everything is way too soft to the point where nothing stands out or changes the stimulation up.

… Aside from the very innovative self-gagging tongue action.

Deep Throat Hunter

+ Cool box art
+ Extremely easy to clean
+ Might be a good option if you’re after an oral onahole with light, simple feedback

– Way, waaaaay too soft for my liking
– Doesn’t exactly deliver any kind of deep throat sensation
– I ended up eating that whole bag of lollies in one sitting and got mad diarrhea at like 4am

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