Review: DinoDeep JurASSic Flesh Grip

Product: DinoDeep JurASSic Flesh Grip
Manufacturer: GEEBA
Measurements: length – 16.5cm, weight – 650g
Retailers: Anime Dakimakura Pillow (use code MONKEY10 to save 10%!)

– This product was provided by Anime Dakimakura Pillow for masturbation review purposes

🎵 DA NA NAAAA…. 🎵

🎵 DA NA NAAAAAA DA DA DA DAAAAHHHH 🎵

🎵 DAAA DE DAAAAA DE DAAAAAAH 🎵

🎵 DOOOO DAAAAA DAAAAAAAH 🎵

🎵 DA DAAAAAAA DAAAAA EUUUUUIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH 🎵

Look, as a fellow dinosaur myself, let’s just say (hypothetically) that if a asteroid finally wiped me out tomorrow I’d maybe (hyperbolically) want it to be known that this might just be the best onahole I’ve ever fucked (hyperactively).

I genuinely haven’t felt this way about an onahole in a bloody long time. DinoDeep JurASSic Flesh Grip is absurd. It’s almost like GEEBA focused the best of China’s spyware specifically on my penis for this one.

Like one of their famous 800TB hard drives which are actually just a handful of old 32MB PSP Memory Stick Duo’s mashed together with with gum and bees. Right in there.

When I’m not cumming into this thing, I’m thinking about it. The stimulation is absolutely just burnt into my brain. Not to get too whatever or anything, but this onahole genuinely gave me a reason to get excited about waking up in the morning for a while there.

… So I could fucking ram it on my cock and grunt like a strangled gibbon trapped in a bouncy house as it sails majestically into the power lines.

Demented. I love this stupid thing – the review is basically already done hey.

– Unboxing / Presentation –

We’ve got another generic black box extravaganza here. No lube, but the retailer themselves did chuck in a really massive storage bag which was nice. Could put a whole cabbage in there and swing it around if you really felt compelled, dunno.

I think they just throw them in with random orders really (the bags).

There’s some… genuinely impressive chaotic attention to detail here. Like, there’s more shit happening on the outside of DinoDeep JurASSic Flesh Grip than some onaholes have going on inside.

It’ll keep your fingers guessing at the very least, and you’ll surely find something to grip into no matter how much lube and pre-cum is awkwardly dripping onto your thighs.

The onahole also has some serious heft to it at 650g. As far as the material goes, it’s uh, classic GEEBA I guess? As in, extremely dense and intimidating. Very chunky with little flex. Which from experience of the whole two other products I’ve tried from them – along with countless customer reviews – basically sums up everything this company produces.

BUT.

DinoDeep JurASSic Flesh Grip has two holes happening. Most dinosaurs probably had two or seven, I don’t know man. The top anal one is just absolute rubbish though. Dogshit. It’s way too cramped and narrow to the point where your dick will likely just bounce back into the atmosphere in a vague attempt to get inside.

Even drowning it in lube the anal hole is functionally useless, yet I’m pretty sure it’s the key reason why the main vagina tunnel just works so fucking well.

See, there’s a fairly thin barrier between the two chambers – apartment style – which immediately relieves that overly hard crushing pressure most GEEBA onaholes have going on. You’ve suddenly got actual stretchability inside and not just a hydraulic press simulator.

– Feeling –

So yeah, even though the onahole is called DinoDeep JurASSic Flesh Grip, this review is only going to focus on the vagina hey.

Even before getting inside, your head is teased with the faux-scaly textures surrounding the entry. You’ll wanna make sure there’s plenty of lube smeared around to get inside smoothly – it’s still a GEEBA product after all, the material on the outside is basically a weapon – so I tend to just tease my cock around it for a little bit before plunging through.

From there… fuckin’ hell. MAN. The tunnel tightly pulls you in further with these just chaotic layered chunks squeezing your shaft with so many different textures going on. It feels like getting assaulted by a billion things at once; probably like how Dennis Nedry felt at the end of Jurassic Park.

Basically there’s an overdose of stimulation at first, but it’ll all settle down a tad once you really get going.

Not sure that’s a dinosaur bro.

I think the real star here is a heavily ribbed kinda like… vein (??) which hits after the halfway point. My brain is too fucking fried to even describe this, but it leads directly into the tightest checkpoint right before the end chamber. Every time you pull back you can feel it fighting to keep you in place, scrapping into your shaft and massaging the tip with a heap of raised nubs.

The sensation is just absolutely mental. It hits just about every feral level of stimulation I’ve come to love from over a decade of different onaholes and combines the lot into ONE tunnel.

I’ve dumped buckets of cum into DinoDeep JurASSic Flesh Grip. After I’ve finished, I’ll find myself getting rock hard again and plunging back in.

It’s almost dangerous.

Nobody give me access to a time machine.

– Cleaning –

Getting into the absolute depths to wash this thing out can be a tad frustrating, especially the first few times. It seems to really wanna hoard your cum as if it’ll become a collector’s item on eBay or something.

But yeah, while it dooooeeees get easier over time once the material stretches out a bit, you’ll probably find this onahole takes more time than usual to fully flush out.

Aside from that, all good. The durability is top notch. I can uh, definitely assure you on that.

– Summary –

I took three breaks while writing this review to cum inside DinoDeep JurASSic Flesh Grip. :’) Realistically though, as much as I love this onahole it’s very much still extremely tough ‘n’ rough. A true historically accurate sexually curious caveman experience.

If you enjoy super high stimulation stuff, it’s amazing.

DinoDeep JurASSic Flesh Grip

+ Obscenely good tunnel design on the vagina. Stimulating and tight without feeling like you’re trying to fuck a brick like some of GEEBA’s other onaholes. Completely addictive stuff
+ Great on the outside too, feels great with all its lumpy-ass textures in your grip
+ Excellent durability

– The anal tunnel is so cramped and so difficult to actually get inside it’s pretty much useless
– Surprisingly a bit expensive
– Can take a while to ensure the tunnel is actually clean once you’re done

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