I felt like adding ‘onahole’ to the end of that headline was rather crucial, but yes. Toy’s Heart accidentally sent over another Cum Maid Uterus Sex (which I’d already reviewed before), and now everyone wins!
Or rather… one person will win!
News and features
New European retailer OnaholesAndMore opens up
Hey, sure feels like it’s been a while since we’ve seen a new retailer try their hand at the whole handy hand-enhancing masturbation toy scene. Also since I’ve tried to think of a clever introduction sentence for a new thing! I’ll get there one day.
KYŌ Lubricant – Slip ‘n slide
Product: KYŌ Lubricant
Manufacturer: Motsu Toys
Measurements: 360ml
Retailers: Motsu Toys / Amazon UK
Header image: Kakisaki Kousei
J-List Adult Box: April edition – Hole-in-two
Header image: Magic_Xiang
– This product was provided by J-List for masturbation review purposes
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It’s that time of the month again! Or… kinda close at least, since the April review should have been in late March, but I just got internet access back and didn’t particularly fancy writing this in a food court for the free Wi-Fi and free escort out of the shopping centre by security.
Product: ElvaChecking out the February edition of J-List’s Adult Box
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– All J-List links used within are affiliate links
If you’ve ever been on the internet, chances are you’ve probably seen someone unboxing a fancy thing of monthly themed goods. Anything from Japanese candy and retro games, to whatever gunk Loot Crate scrapes off the bottom of their shoe.
My visit to the Toy’s Heart office in Japan
Firstly, apologies for the staggering lack of content recently. I just looked over the front page and realised there’s been like four reviews in the space of two months. Terrible. But there’s honestly a very good reason for it! See, I’ve been very lazy.
New Game! parody onahole finally lets you fuck a PSP
The year is 2004, Sony has just launched their first handheld – the PlayStation Portable. “This is one sexy piece of tech” proclaims the video game journalist. “So sleek, so sensual…” His eyes dart back and forth across the room in rapid succession as he flips open the UMD drive and unzips his pants. “Gotta test those load times”.
Introducing Onahole Blog, the blog… about onaholes!
It’s always cool to see new onahole-related blogs pop up, and now there’s one literally just called Onahole Blog!
Free ‘Onaholes Paradise 2’ manga at Anime Expo 2016
Heading to this year’s Anime Expo in LA? Why not pick yourself up a free copy of quite possibly the only manga about onahole box art characters ever? That’s something you could add to your bucket list just to instantly cross it off. Easiest life goal ever.