Hey everyone! Well we made it, the big 20XX, where treadmills are placed high up in the sky and robot maids will smash through solid walls to deliver pure sass.
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In a surprisingly sudden update, 
Header image: Competition! Win a Cum Maid Uterus Sex onahole
I felt like adding ‘onahole’ to the end of that headline was rather crucial, but yes. Toy’s Heart accidentally sent over another Cum Maid Uterus Sex (which I’d already reviewed before), and now everyone wins!
Or rather… one person will win!
New European retailer OnaholesAndMore opens up
Hey, sure feels like it’s been a while since we’ve seen a new retailer try their hand at the whole handy hand-enhancing masturbation toy scene. Also since I’ve tried to think of a clever introduction sentence for a new thing! I’ll get there one day.
KYŌ Lubricant – Slip ‘n slide
Product: KYŌ Lubricant
Manufacturer: Motsu Toys
Measurements: 360ml
Retailers: Motsu Toys / Amazon UK
Header image: Kakisaki Kousei
J-List Adult Box: April edition – Hole-in-two
Header image: Magic_Xiang
– This product was provided by J-List for masturbation review purposes
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It’s that time of the month again! Or… kinda close at least, since the April review should have been in late March, but I just got internet access back and didn’t particularly fancy writing this in a food court for the free Wi-Fi and free escort out of the shopping centre by security.
Product: ElvaChecking out the February edition of J-List’s Adult Box
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– All J-List links used within are affiliate links
If you’ve ever been on the internet, chances are you’ve probably seen someone unboxing a fancy thing of monthly themed goods. Anything from Japanese candy and retro games, to whatever gunk Loot Crate scrapes off the bottom of their shoe.