Update: Competition has now ended, congratulations to ‘Burd’! Thanks to everyone who entered. More comps are coming soon. :’)
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In a surprisingly sudden update, 
Header image: Competition! Win a Cum Maid Uterus Sex onahole
I felt like adding ‘onahole’ to the end of that headline was rather crucial, but yes. Toy’s Heart accidentally sent over another Cum Maid Uterus Sex (which I’d already reviewed before), and now everyone wins!
Or rather… one person will win!
New European retailer OnaholesAndMore opens up
Hey, sure feels like it’s been a while since we’ve seen a new retailer try their hand at the whole handy hand-enhancing masturbation toy scene. Also since I’ve tried to think of a clever introduction sentence for a new thing! I’ll get there one day.
KYŌ Lubricant – Slip ‘n slide
Product: KYŌ Lubricant
Manufacturer: Motsu Toys
Measurements: 360ml
Retailers: Motsu Toys / Amazon UK
Header image: Kakisaki Kousei
J-List Adult Box: April edition – Hole-in-two
Header image: Magic_Xiang
– This product was provided by J-List for masturbation review purposes
– All J-List links used within are affiliate links
It’s that time of the month again! Or… kinda close at least, since the April review should have been in late March, but I just got internet access back and didn’t particularly fancy writing this in a food court for the free Wi-Fi and free escort out of the shopping centre by security.
Product: Elva