Oh good. After the apparent success of their Futanari Musume Double Hole – which let you put your dick inside a dick for maximum dicking – and rubber foot with a hole drilled through its sole to simulate getting stomped on, Tamatoys have found a new body part where penises probably shouldn’t go.
The ear.
So the once annual Sexpo exhibition returned to Sydney this year, and I figured hey, fuck it, why not try my luck again?
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In the very loosest of loose competition tie-in ideas spawned from the Dagashi Kashi onahole review, I… I ended up eating a few of the things purchased for this prize and having to replace them. So it’s really about time I announce a winner. Please get these snacks out of my room.
The question? Which candy product would you masturbate with and why? Only the dumbest best for competition questions around here, I tell ya.
And by authentic, I mean I went to the supermarket over the road and just picked up some random junk food that mostly isn’t even candy! All this shit could be yours!
After an incredibly successful debut last year, Japan Adult Expo (JAE) was forced to find a bigger venue for 2015. One which could easily accommodate that dangerously high level of saliva and pre-cum staining every possible surface within.
So this year the event took place at ‘Toyosu Pit’ in East Tokyo – which only just opened up last October I believe – and until now had been home to moaning purely of the singing variety. Concerts, you know? Ugh, shit. Opening paragraphs are tough.
Proving once and for all that nobody takes the art of one-fuck-cups more seriously than Tenga, the company recently announced their latest limited edition novelty for the winter season – Hot Tenga. The future is here, and it’s powered by steam.
A few months back Toy’s Heart put together a promotional manga for the Los Angeles Anime Expo, and it was kind of a big deal. Kind of sort of as far as onahole-related stuff goes, anyway. I mean, this thing was commissioned exclusively for an American anime convention and distributed at the J-List booth. Guys! Fuck, I dunno. It just still kind of blows my mind.
Even more so that Toy’s Heart asked if they could link to some of my reviews in it. Holy shit, are you kidding? You havin’ a giggle? I’d never felt more worthwhile than a sex toy company actually wanting to feature my long-winded word jumbles which essentially amount to ‘yeah this thing is alright to cum into’. Completely serious.
Anyway, being on the other side of the world and everything, I was pretty keen to get my hands on a copy of the finished manga. So a few weeks later Toy’s Heart kindly sent one over, and by one I mean like twenty billion.
Hoooo-leeeey crap, I seriously wasn’t expecting such a huge response to this! Like maybe five entries or something, but no – there was even more than six! But yeah, if you missed it (because the blog moves at such a blinding snail’s pace and everything) there was a competition to win a brand new La Bocca Della Verita onahole and a little bag of goodies. I kinda… worded it weirdly in the initial write-up I think, because a few people asked me if the onahole was used. °ヘ°
The idea was to come up with an onahole design, and jesus you guys delivered. I laughed, I cried, I came. Incredible stuff. Huge thanks to everyone who entered! Kinda sad now I don’t really have any runner-up prizes or anything, but I’ll be better prepared next time. Probably a handful of Moisty lube bottles and foam cups, who knows.
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Did you know May is unofficially the official masturbation month? 
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