The year is 2004, Sony has just launched their first handheld – the PlayStation Portable. “This is one sexy piece of tech” proclaims the video game journalist. “So sleek, so sensual…” His eyes dart back and forth across the room in rapid succession as he flips open the UMD drive and unzips his pants. “Gotta test those load times”.
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Introducing Onahole Blog, the blog… about onaholes!
It’s always cool to see new onahole-related blogs pop up, and now there’s one literally just called Onahole Blog!
Free ‘Onaholes Paradise 2’ manga at Anime Expo 2016
Heading to this year’s Anime Expo in LA? Why not pick yourself up a free copy of quite possibly the only manga about onahole box art characters ever? That’s something you could add to your bucket list just to instantly cross it off. Easiest life goal ever.
Nippon-Yasan opens up new onahole shop Otona-Sekai
Long-running Japanese video game and anime figure import retailer Nippon-Yasan have taken the next obvious step with the launch of their new site focused entirely on adult sex toys – Otona-Sekai. If you like hyphens and badly structured sentences, then boy, this opening paragraph has no doubt been an absolute treat.
Japan’s first adult VR event closed due to overcrowding
Let’s face it, throwing a cabbage or whatever in virtual reality is all fine and dandy, but where’s the sex at? Why ride a virtual roller coaster when you could be riding a cute anime character with twenty inch cocks coming out of their chest?
Hey, listen! Tamatoys releases first ear onahole
Oh good. After the apparent success of their Futanari Musume Double Hole – which let you put your dick inside a dick for maximum dicking – and rubber foot with a hole drilled through its sole to simulate getting stomped on, Tamatoys have found a new body part where penises probably shouldn’t go.
The ear.
Sydney’s Sexpo 2016 – Hands-on impressions
So the once annual Sexpo exhibition returned to Sydney this year, and I figured hey, fuck it, why not try my luck again?
Did you know May is unofficially the official masturbation month? Dagashi competition winner!
Header image: Ekakibito
In the very loosest of loose competition tie-in ideas spawned from the Dagashi Kashi onahole review, I… I ended up eating a few of the things purchased for this prize and having to replace them. So it’s really about time I announce a winner. Please get these snacks out of my room.
The question? Which candy product would you masturbate with and why? Only the dumbest best for competition questions around here, I tell ya.
Win an authentic Australian ‘dagashi’ prize pack!
And by authentic, I mean I went to the supermarket over the road and just picked up some random junk food that mostly isn’t even candy! All this shit could be yours!