Dagashi competition winner!

dagashicompwinner_headerHeader image: Ekakibito

In the very loosest of loose competition tie-in ideas spawned from the Dagashi Kashi onahole review, I… I ended up eating a few of the things purchased for this prize and having to replace them. So it’s really about time I announce a winner. Please get these snacks out of my room.

The question? Which candy product would you masturbate with and why? Only the dumbest best for competition questions around here, I tell ya.

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Japan Adult Expo 2015 – Virtual reality bananas

japanexpo2015_headerAfter an incredibly successful debut last year, Japan Adult Expo (JAE) was forced to find a bigger venue for 2015. One which could easily accommodate that dangerously high level of saliva and pre-cum staining every possible surface within.

So this year the event took place at ‘Toyosu Pit’ in East Tokyo – which only just opened up last October I believe – and until now had been home to moaning purely of the singing variety. Concerts, you know? Ugh, shit. Opening paragraphs are tough.

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