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Review: Yandere (XTC Japan)

September 4, 2024November 18, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Product: Yandere
Manufacturer: XTC Japan
Measurements: length – 15cm, weight – 695g
Retailers: MotsuToys* (EU) / Onahole.com* (US)

ToyDemon’s (early) Black Friday sale now on

November 20, 2021October 30, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Well technically probably a few hours from when this is posted, but hey.

Review: Puru Puru Brain Fucker Mini

December 24, 2021October 20, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Product: Puru Puru Brain Fucker Mini (プルプルぶれいんふぁっかーｍini)
Manufacturer: Tamatoys
Measurements: length – 11cm, weight – 370g
Retailers: otonaJP / Kimochii Shop / Kanojo Toys*

Review: Sexual Squeeze

September 4, 2024October 2, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Product: Sexual Squeeze
Manufacturer: Hot Powers / otonaJP
Measurements: length – 14cm, weight – 360g
Retailers: otonaJP

Review: Drift Spiral 471

December 24, 2021September 12, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Product: Drift Spiral 471 (ドリフトスパイラル471)
Manufacturer: Toy’s Heart
Measurements: length – 15.5cm, weight – 471g
Retailers: Kimochii Shop / otonaJP* / J-List* / Kanojo Toys* / ToyDemon*

Competition! Win a Ju-C 7 Tight Embrace

September 12, 2021August 30, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Update: This competition has now ended. Congratulations to goob!

ONDO! NUPU is super cheap at MotsuToys

August 18, 2021August 18, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Just a real quick one here, but the ONDO! NUPU (all caps all the time) is genuinely an absolute bargain over at MotsuToys* right now. It kinda has been for a few weeks now. I initially thought it was just a timed sale thing, but I guess it’s a clearance deal at this point.

Apoligies for the lack of content recently

August 15, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Hey guys, it’s been exactly FOUR BILLION YEARS since the last review. Sorry! Didn’t really intend for a bottle of anime girl fart spray to be the blog’s entire output for about a month and a half, but that’s how the wind blows I guess.

TENGA’s rocket is now complete

July 5, 2021July 4, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

When the masturbation giants at TENGA announced they were hoping to launch a ‘love rocket’ into space earlier this year, I kinda feel like most outlets thought they were just havin’ a bit of a pre-cum giggle, but no. Nah bro. They were completely fucking serious.

Review: The Scent of a School Girl’s Fart

December 24, 2021July 2, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Product: The Scent of a School Girl’s Fart (女子校生のおならの匂い)
Manufacturer: Tamatoys
Retailers: otonaJP* / KimochiiShop / Kanojo Toys* / J-List*