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ONDO! NUPU is super cheap at MotsuToys

August 18, 2021August 18, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Just a real quick one here, but the ONDO! NUPU (all caps all the time) is genuinely an absolute bargain over at MotsuToys* right now. It kinda has been for a few weeks now. I initially thought it was just a timed sale thing, but I guess it’s a clearance deal at this point.

Apoligies for the lack of content recently

August 15, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Hey guys, it’s been exactly FOUR BILLION YEARS since the last review. Sorry! Didn’t really intend for a bottle of anime girl fart spray to be the blog’s entire output for about a month and a half, but that’s how the wind blows I guess.

TENGA’s rocket is now complete

July 5, 2021July 4, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

When the masturbation giants at TENGA announced they were hoping to launch a ‘love rocket’ into space earlier this year, I kinda feel like most outlets thought they were just havin’ a bit of a pre-cum giggle, but no. Nah bro. They were completely fucking serious.

Review: The Scent of a School Girl’s Fart

December 24, 2021July 2, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Product: The Scent of a School Girl’s Fart (女子校生のおならの匂い)
Manufacturer: Tamatoys
Retailers: otonaJP* / KimochiiShop / Kanojo Toys* / J-List*

Review: Anal Kaikin!! Gal Bitch

December 24, 2021June 18, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Product: Anal Kaikin!! Gal Bitch (アナル解禁!!ギャルビッチ)
Manufacturer: A-One
Measurements: length – 14.5cm, weight – 260g
Retailers: Kimochii Shop / otonaJP* / Kanojo Toys* / ToyDemon*

Review: Ju-C 7 Tight Embrace

September 4, 2024June 2, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Product: Ju-C 7 Tight Embrace (Ju-C［ジューシー］7)
Manufacturer: G Project
Measurements: length – 16cm, weight – 285g
Retailers: MotsuToys* / Kimochii Shop / otonaJP / ToyDemon* / Kanojo Toys*

Review: The Smell of a Girl’s School Swimsuit

December 24, 2021May 25, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Product: The Smell of a Girl’s School Swimsuit (女子校生のマスクの匂い)
Manufacturer: Tamatoys
Retailers: otonaJP / KimochiiShop / J-List*

Competition! Win a Milking Hole Wa onahole

May 25, 2021May 8, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Update: This competition has now ended. Congratulations to Brain Drain!

Trying out eBay’s cheapest onahole

May 2, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Product: chaotic keyword spamming nightmare
Manufacturer: Diose
Measurements: length – 13cm, weight – 220g
Retailers: man_shrugging.jpg

Did Australia ban Japanese sex toys? Nah

September 4, 2024April 16, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Hey everyone! I’ve kinda felt the need to revisit this topic for a while now, since it still keeps popping up around the internet every now and then. Just like an erection, you know? Not doing anything exciting whatsoever? Too bad, erection time.