Competition! Win an Insert Cushion Pillow

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Update: This competition has now ended. Congratulations to ‘Buttholesurfer‘! That’s quite a name. Thanks to everyone who entered – more competitions soon!

Have you ever been wankin’ away with your onahole and thought “gosh I sure wish this onahole was inside a comfy pillow, and that the pillow had an anime girl cover on it, and maybe another anime girl cover with a really pixelated dick”? Because if so wow, that’s incredibly specific. But boy do I have some good news!

So way back in November during my Japan trip I picked up this Insert Cushion Pillow for dirt cheap along with two covers for it. Think it was all discontinued stock and they really wanted to get rid of ’em, it was great. Even helped cushion a huge bottle of bourbon in my suitcase on the way back.

But since then… the Insert Cushion Pillow has just sat around – still confined in its plastic-wrap prison – and I realised I probably won’t get around to using it. So I hope someone else can get some enjoyment from it!

– The prize – 

An Insert Cushion Pillow and these two covers:

Sadly yes, I’m preeetty sure the actual covers are just as heavily censored as the previews on the packaging. Ah well. Tamatoys still support this thing with a near constant supply of new covers though (they’re seriously up to like #230 at this point). Perhaps newer ones are not quite as censored? Places like otonaJP and Kanojo Toys have a decent range of ’em.

The Insert Cushion Pillow supports any standard onahole up to 16cm in length. I was hoping to include an onahole with this, but I think that’d just bump up the postage costs to a level that I can’t afford right now, sorry!

Could just use it as a hug pillow if you don’t have an onahole for it, or as a cool display piece at the dining table for friends and family to enjoy.

– How to enter –

Just leave a comment below! Anything’s good. Just please make sure to fill in the email field so I can contact the winner. (Your email won’t show up publicly!)

Entries close by the end of August 19th. The winner will be chosen at random and notified by email. This competition is open to everyone worldwide.

Good luck!

 

94 thoughts on “Competition! Win an Insert Cushion Pillow”

  2. These look like some fine display pieces. I’ll be sure to sit them around my dining table the next time my friends come over. Particularly the one with the big pixelly cock. (The pillow cover, not a friend with a pixelly cock.) I didn’t need my friends to come over again anyway; more time for fucking pillows!

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  3. I don’t know what to say other than ‘I’m so happy this blog us getting momentum again’ and ‘don’t forget to post your patreon, because people need you to make good onahole decisions’ and finally ‘Infernal Monkey is a God among men for posting these contests lately’ *end scene*

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  5. Call me a degenerate all you like but least the loli one isn’t that badly censored (and I’d use it!) here’s hoping!

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  14. The irlwaifu is fine with me owning onaholes but draws the line at inflatable fuck pillows, but she can’t complain if I win it in a competition, right?!

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  16. 80 ounces of beer and whatever 7 cans of Extra Old Stock equates to and I find you do a contest that doesn’t require arting.
    Hells yes.
    My disappointment at the twintail girl not being on a pillowcase is real though :/
    And as degenerate as I am, still not into dickgirls, so if I win, secret gift it to the next winner.
    Other than that, keep up the good work!

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  17. I remember wanting to buy the futa one but didn’t know how badly censored it would be. Wouldn’t really matter if you got it for free.

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  39. Hopefully there’s an option to hide the covers so that customs doesn’t think I’m a complete degenerate. Also, this will be the best display piece for my home.

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  53. I went to a few of the shops in Akihabara you blogged about, and I think it was M’s where literally all the display toys were covered in mold. It was disgusting and amusing at the same time.
    But yeah, I’m still in.

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  55. I’ll try and win it for my bf, but I’d have the loli cover go to someone else cause 1. Loli/Shota is very illegal in Canada and 2. bf is not into lolis

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  61. Heaven’s Fall Ex-Hard is the most insane weinerbully I’ve ever used, not for the tightness, but for the interior texture of microribs that, objectively, feels like a penis-grating machine. Please give me a fuck pillow for suggesting this onahole to you.

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  62. When I was a kid and got tired of masturbating with my hand I would take a cheap pillow of mine and cut a hole in it to make a fifi.

    Please, I implore you, help me relive my childhood while saving my pillows from being cut open.

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  70. This is like the adult version of what I can only assume most boys attempt while growing up, not from personal experience obviously..hahaha..ha

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  86. I don know where the heck I’ll store it but I so much want it. Big fan of yours for a long time, I got into this onahole stuff thanks to you 😀

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