Black Friday? Again?! Why, it just feels like… this exact time last year that it happened. Fancy that. 2020 sure is fuckin’ crazy huh. But yes, here we are again – that time of the year where America recovers from eating copious amounts of turkey and mashed mystery goods, brick and mortar retailers discount their bricks and mortar, and everyone quietly prepares to defend against the robotic uprising of Cyber Monday.

It’s a horrendous combination of events packed into just a few days, but there’s no time to worry about that – because you can cum into some onaholes for cheap! 

This year it’s probably more important than ever for retailers to deliver those sweet, sweet savings on things to unleash pent-up sexual frustration on/in – given that the virus-fuelled future has yet to deliver sex robots that drive taxis or whatever the hell we were promised in the 80s.

(Please note that I have an affiliate account with several of these stores; this is secretly the reason every website ever goes apeshit listing Black Friday stuff because there’s a potential to make that delicious three cent profit on any potential sale). I’ll mark them with a little asterisk *

So here’s a roundup of who’s doing what this year. May be updated at some point, as I’m still not sure what (if anything) KimochiiShop and Otona-Sekai have planned yet. Prooolly nothin’.

American retailers:

ToyDemon’s* sale officially begins November 27th for everyone, although certain customers can gain early access as of like… right now. Hell, some have had access to it for almost a week now. Depends on your membership level.

Pretty much a random site-wide range of discounts goin’ on. Up to a whopping 40% off for stuff like Magic Eyes’ Gokusai Uterus. But yeah, Looks like some nice deals on classic best-sellers especially.

Meiki no Syoumei 05 Zhang Xiao Yu – 35% off (review)
Julia+ – 35% off (review)
Meiki no Saigen Marugoto: AIKA – 30% off (review) Kinda amazed ToyDemon actually got this back in stock! It’s still my favourite onahole ever, and sadly most retailers don’t sell it anymore. Grab this while you can, seriously.

All the TOMAX holes are 20% off too, which is pretty neat. Don’t forget to use the code ‘SHIPFREE‘ to get free shipping on all orders over $50 if you live in the US. International orders can save a few bucks on shipping with the code ‘SHIPSAVE‘.

Sale ends December 1st at noon CDT.

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CoolMaleSexToy juuuust kicked off their sale at the time of writing, so I’ve only had a brief look around for now. Appears to be 10% off everything in-stock? Nothing too special, but hey. 10% off a wank toy is certainly better than falling down some stairs I guess. That said, their 2019 Black Friday sale was considerably better.

Free US shipping on orders over $75, no code needed.

The nice thing about CoolMaleSexToy (it’s seemingly meant to be typed out like that) is that they stock a fair amount of Western products along with all the onaholes too, so maybe you’ll find a good deal on whatever sixty ton pile of realistic jiggling jelly arse Pipedream Extreme have crapped out.

Sale ends November 30th.

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European retailers:

MotsuToys* are doing 20% off absolutely everything – just use the coupon code ‘BLACK2020‘. This even includes pre-orders for all the products due in December, January and beyond. Pretty wild.

Aside from Japanese onaholes, this is a good chance to grab some of MotsuToys’ exclusive, in-house products which are really fucking nice. They’re gearing up to launch their own mini sex dolls next month too (again, included in the 20% off sale).

TYO 360ml lubricant – €14.36 (review) This is hands down still the best lube I’ve ever gotten my hands on btw.
KYO Bound Kukuru – €23.96 (review)

Pretty sure I mentioned this last year as well, but MotsuToys officially ship to the US and Australia now via UPS. Not just European-exclusive.

Sale ends November 30th.

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Japanese retailers:

otonaJP are doing 22% off everything store-wide. Unlike last year this includes everything in their new arrivals section too, which is great! No code needed; the discounts automatically show up in your shopping cart. otonaJP stock literally thousands of items, so it’s a bit difficult picking out random suggestions.

Although if you’re into the whole smell fetish thing, this is a good opportunity to stock up on various things to snort into your horny receptors.

This sale also brings the Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo Premium Soft (review) – otonaJP’s collaboration with Magic Eyes – down to like $26. Not bad!

Please note this 22% off sale is only valid on otonaJP’s main Japanese store, not its European branch.

Sale ends November 28th.

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KanojoToys* are offering 10% off everything store-wide with the coupon code ‘BF2020‘. Bit disappointing considering their 2019 Black Friday sale was 25% off, but 2020 keeps on bein’ 2020 hey. Reading over that sentence is giving me brain damage, me words write good now.

Much like otonaJP, Kanojo stock about ten billion items, however their ‘Sex Helpers‘ section is absolutely worth checking out. Here they stock a whole shitload of obscure items that none of the other Japanese import sites really bother with, like Tamatoys’ bath towels, a sexual energy drink that’s 0% scientifically proven to give you the energy of a Tyrannosaurus, and an incredibly concerning Penis Shrinking Gel (?!)

Sale ends November 30th.

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Uuuuuhhhhh, J-List* are doing a $10 discount if you spend over $100 in one transaction. But if you spend over $300 they’ll give you $30 off! They’re also including a Christmas sticker with every order. Big fuckin’ whoop, lads. :’)

Sale (?) ends November 30th.