I can’t believe we’re already back at the period of time which abolishes a standard week in favour of Black Friday consuming multiple days and then goes straight into Cyber Monday. The upcoming weekend is just GONE, sorry. Time flies when you’re lookin’ at a calendar and it’s covered in cum I suppose.
Admittedly I was a little bit worried since it’s been SO LONG since the last ‘design an onahole lol’ competition and the timespan to submit entries was a bit shorter than usual this time, but holy crap you guys are amazing. Thanks to everyone who entered!
Yoooo it’s that special time of the year once again where you can get scared about the rising cost in living and suppress the distress with a rise in the… uh, cum of… penis? So every day then. I didn’t think this through in the slightest, but that’s okay! The ‘onaholes are a bit cheaper in October’ extravaganza is here.
Update: This competition has now ended. Thank you to everyone who entered! Please look forward to more competitions coming soon! 🙂
Even in the current year of 20XX, onaholes themed around ye olde pregnancy kink are surprisingly super rare. I can’t even make a ‘one every nine months’ joke or whatever; it’s like literal fucking years between releases from any company willing to give it a shot.
If there’s two things you raaarely ever see with onaholes, it’s products based on black characters and especially anything to do with Pokemon. XTC Japan have just casually stumbled into the room and delivered both with the newly released Standing Ruri-Nyan.
In an industry where products are often discontinued the exact same week they launch for not reaching some mysterious cum-related target, this month marked the 17th anniversary of the seemingly invincible Seventeen by Toy’s Heart.
No penis? No problem. In what they claim as an industry-first move (and I’m sure they’re right) the team over at Ligre Japan have come up with “an onahole only for women’s clitoris”. And yup, it certainly kinda sorta looks like a typical onahole.
Managing to obtain quite possibly the best domain name for an onahole shop ever, MotsuToys have just launched Onahole.com. Seriously, how did nobody have that already? But yeah, this site is their new American branch.
