Black Friday sales have officially kicked off in the mysterious rubber cum hole world this year, with Europe’s MotsuToys and their American branch Onahole.com both offering 25% off storewide with the coupon code ‘BF2023‘.
Get a free onahole from MotsuToys (EU) or Onahole.com (US)!
What could possibly be better than a free onahole? Eight hundred billion dollars? Something scanning up cheaper than the price sticker at the supermarket whilst the self-checkout machine confusingly gives you head? Yes, exactly! We’ve sure solved that mystery.
Review: Nezuko’s Double Tooth Blowjob
Product: Nezuko’s Double Tooth Blowjob
Manufacturer: Seiraku Toys
Measurements: length – 17cm, weight – 640g
Retailers: MotsuToys* / Onahole.com*
Thanks, Sweden!
This article’s absolutely just me stroking my own dick in the egotistical sense rather than the uh, orgo… testicle sense? But fuck it – I just got voted for best English-language sex toy reviews by Swedish publication Passionerad, and that’s the kind of sentence you only ever get to type maybe once in a lifetime! Twice if you accidentally copy and paste it.
Review: Popular Cheerleader Sweaty Armpits Smell
Product: Popular Cheerleader Sweaty Armpits Smell
Manufacturer: 072Labo
Retailers: KanojoToys*
Review: Gyaru Mama Armpit Vagina Sex
Product: Gyaru Mama Armpit Vagina Sex (ギャルママのじょりワキ)
Manufacturer: A-One Tokyo
Measurements: length – 15cm, weight – 290g
Retailers: Kanojo Toys* / otonaJP*
Review: Botebara Pregnant Belly
Product: Botebara Pregnant Belly
Manufacturer: Seiraku Toys
Measurements: length (vaginal tunnel): 15cm (anal tunnel): 13cm, weight – 2.3kg (5.1 lbs)
Retailers: MotsuToys* (EU) / Onahole.com* (US)
20% off storewide at KanojoToys (with bonus Tenga chocolates)
KanojoToys have kicked off their Valentine’s Day sale with 20% off everything in stock, just use the promo code ‘Love‘ during checkout.