Infernal Monkey

TEN YEARS?!

December 21, 2023 by Infernal Monkey

In a somewhat gloriously tragic moment back in December 2013, I shot a load inside a cheapo Monster Hunter parody onahole and thought it’d be funny to write a stupid joke review of it for an audience of maybe like five people on Facebook.

Review: Urethral Fuck Twist Otokonoko

September 5, 2024November 27, 2023 by Infernal Monkey

Product: Urethral Fuck Twist Otokonoko
Manufacturer: XTC Japan
Measurements: length – 16cm, weight – 360g
Retailers: MotsuToys* / Onahole.com*

25% off storewide at Onahole.com and MotsuToys

November 25, 2023November 20, 2023 by Infernal Monkey

Black Friday sales have officially kicked off in the mysterious rubber cum hole world this year, with Europe’s MotsuToys and their American branch Onahole.com both offering 25% off storewide with the coupon code ‘BF2023‘.

Get a free onahole from MotsuToys (EU) or Onahole.com (US)!

November 3, 2023 by Infernal Monkey

What could possibly be better than a free onahole? Eight hundred billion dollars? Something scanning up cheaper than the price sticker at the supermarket whilst the self-checkout machine confusingly gives you head? Yes, exactly! We’ve sure solved that mystery.

Review: Nezuko’s Double Tooth Blowjob

August 31, 2023August 31, 2023 by Infernal Monkey

Product: Nezuko’s Double Tooth Blowjob
Manufacturer: Seiraku Toys
Measurements: length – 17cm, weight – 640g
Retailers: MotsuToys* / Onahole.com*

Thanks, Sweden!

August 24, 2023 by Infernal Monkey

This article’s absolutely just me stroking my own dick in the egotistical sense rather than the uh, orgo… testicle sense? But fuck it – I just got voted for best English-language sex toy reviews by Swedish publication Passionerad, and that’s the kind of sentence you only ever get to type maybe once in a lifetime! Twice if you accidentally copy and paste it.