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Competition! Win a Ju-C 7 Tight Embrace

September 12, 2021August 30, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Update: This competition has now ended. Congratulations to goob!

ONDO! NUPU is super cheap at MotsuToys

August 18, 2021August 18, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Just a real quick one here, but the ONDO! NUPU (all caps all the time) is genuinely an absolute bargain over at MotsuToys* right now. It kinda has been for a few weeks now. I initially thought it was just a timed sale thing, but I guess it’s a clearance deal at this point.

Apoligies for the lack of content recently

August 15, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Hey guys, it’s been exactly FOUR BILLION YEARS since the last review. Sorry! Didn’t really intend for a bottle of anime girl fart spray to be the blog’s entire output for about a month and a half, but that’s how the wind blows I guess.

TENGA’s rocket is now complete

July 5, 2021July 4, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

When the masturbation giants at TENGA announced they were hoping to launch a ‘love rocket’ into space earlier this year, I kinda feel like most outlets thought they were just havin’ a bit of a pre-cum giggle, but no. Nah bro. They were completely fucking serious.

Competition! Win a Milking Hole Wa onahole

May 25, 2021May 8, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Update: This competition has now ended. Congratulations to Brain Drain!

Did Australia ban Japanese sex toys? Nah

September 4, 2024April 16, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Hey everyone! I’ve kinda felt the need to revisit this topic for a while now, since it still keeps popping up around the internet every now and then. Just like an erection, you know? Not doing anything exciting whatsoever? Too bad, erection time.

MotsuToys launching Demon Slayer Nezuko Body

March 23, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

European retailer MotsuToys have teamed up with Seiraku Toys to form the ultimate company, ToysToys. No, wait – to release a bloody gigantic 10kg torso onahole based on Demon Slayer’s Nezuko.

Yeah, AkibaFarm ain’t comin’ back

December 18, 2020 by Infernal Monkey

Pretty much around this time last year, Japanese-based retailer AkibaFarm confusingly announced they were going on ‘temporary’ hiatus a mere two months after opening up for business. “We’ll be back in Maaaaaarrcchhhh” they proclaimed, spiraling into the abyss.

Black Friday 2020 sales roundup

November 27, 2020November 26, 2020 by Infernal Monkey

Black Friday? Again?! Why, it just feels like… this exact time last year that it happened. Fancy that. 2020 sure is fuckin’ crazy huh.

J-List suspends onahole shipments to Australia

October 16, 2020October 15, 2020 by Infernal Monkey

In a move that made my Vegemite-guzzling arse take an immediate panic-induced shit, J-List have just announced a sweeping shipment ban on all adult products for the Australian market.