Hey guys, it’s been exactly FOUR BILLION YEARS since the last review. Sorry! Didn’t really intend for a bottle of anime girl fart spray to be the blog’s entire output for about a month and a half, but that’s how the wind blows I guess.
Hey everyone! I’ve kinda felt the need to revisit this topic for a while now, since it still keeps popping up around the internet every now and then. Just like an erection, you know? Not doing anything exciting whatsoever? Too bad, erection time.
European retailer MotsuToys have teamed up with Seiraku Toys to form the ultimate company, ToysToys. No, wait – to release a bloody gigantic 10kg torso onahole based on Demon Slayer’s Nezuko.
Black Friday? Again?! Why, it just feels like… this exact time last year that it happened. Fancy that. 2020 sure is fuckin’ crazy huh.
You know, it’s kind of a wonder why more new sex toy sites haven’t popped up in this current year of 20XX where it’s now socially acceptable for everyone to stay at home and masturbate non-stop. Surely the industry is booming. But look, here’s one!
