
European retailer MotsuToys have teamed up with Seiraku Toys to form the ultimate company, ToysToys. No, wait – to release a bloody gigantic 10kg torso onahole based on Demon Slayer’s Nezuko.

European retailer MotsuToys have teamed up with Seiraku Toys to form the ultimate company, ToysToys. No, wait – to release a bloody gigantic 10kg torso onahole based on Demon Slayer’s Nezuko.

Black Friday? Again?! Why, it just feels like… this exact time last year that it happened. Fancy that. 2020 sure is fuckin’ crazy huh.

You know, it’s kind of a wonder why more new sex toy sites haven’t popped up in this current year of 20XX where it’s now socially acceptable for everyone to stay at home and masturbate non-stop. Surely the industry is booming. But look, here’s one!

I’ve been arsing about wondering if this was worth covering for a while now, but it’s since reached a level of artistic absurdity that I can’t help but be kinda impressed.

Despite the world-famous board game Guess WHO? recently declaring that ol’ Coronavirus (COVID-19) as a global pandemic several weeks after everybody else already did, the impact never really seems to hit home for most folks until a very specific subject is affected.