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Review: Milking Hole Wa

September 4, 2024January 22, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Product: Milking Hole Wa (Milking HOLE 輪[わ])
Manufacturer: DNA Japan
Measurements: length – 15cm, weight – 350g
Retailers: Motsu Toys* / otonaJP* / Kanojo Toys*

Competition! Win a Brain Fucker onahole

February 6, 2021January 10, 2021 by Infernal Monkey

Update: This competition has now ended. Congratulations to Owe!

Yeah, AkibaFarm ain’t comin’ back

December 18, 2020 by Infernal Monkey

Pretty much around this time last year, Japanese-based retailer AkibaFarm confusingly announced they were going on ‘temporary’ hiatus a mere two months after opening up for business. “We’ll be back in Maaaaaarrcchhhh” they proclaimed, spiraling into the abyss.

Review: Goku-Hida Virgin Octopus

September 4, 2024December 16, 2020 by Infernal Monkey

Product: Goku-Hida Virgin Octopus (GOKU-HIDA VIRGIN[極ヒダばーじん])
Manufacturer: G Project
Measurements: length – 13cm, weight – 300g
Retailers: Motsu Toys* / otonaJP* / Kanojo Toys*

Black Friday 2020 sales roundup

November 27, 2020November 26, 2020 by Infernal Monkey

Black Friday? Again?! Why, it just feels like… this exact time last year that it happened. Fancy that. 2020 sure is fuckin’ crazy huh.

Review: Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo Premium Soft

September 4, 2024November 15, 2020 by Infernal Monkey

Product: Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo Premium Soft (すじまんくぱぁろりんこ処女宮～バルゴ～PREMIUM SOFT)
Manufacturer: Magic Eyes
Measurements: length – 20cm, weight – 900g
Retailers: otonaJP*

Review: I Was Horny When I Dressed My Friend’s Sister in a Costume

September 4, 2024October 21, 2020 by Infernal Monkey

Product: I Was Horny When I Dressed My Friend’s Sister in a Costume (友達の妹に着ぐるみ着せたら発情した！？)
Manufacturer: Ikebukuro Toys
Measurements: length – 14cm, weight – 360g
Retailers: otonaJP* / Kanojo Toys*

Review: The Scent of a School Girl’s Sweaty Blouse

September 4, 2024October 18, 2020 by Infernal Monkey

Product: The Scent of a School Girl’s Sweaty Blouse (女子校生の汗で濡れ透けブラウスの匂い)
Manufacturer: Tamatoys
Retailers: otonaJP* / Kanojo Toys*

J-List suspends onahole shipments to Australia

October 16, 2020October 15, 2020 by Infernal Monkey

In a move that made my Vegemite-guzzling arse take an immediate panic-induced shit, J-List have just announced a sweeping shipment ban on all adult products for the Australian market.

Japanese retailer KimochiiShop opens up

October 16, 2020October 11, 2020 by Infernal Monkey

You know, it’s kind of a wonder why more new sex toy sites haven’t popped up in this current year of 20XX where it’s now socially acceptable for everyone to stay at home and masturbate non-stop. Surely the industry is booming. But look, here’s one!