
Black Friday! That time of the year where America collectively burn their turkeys to a charcoal crisp, then celebrate by throwing them in the bin and buying new turkeys at a reduced price the next day. I think?

Black Friday! That time of the year where America collectively burn their turkeys to a charcoal crisp, then celebrate by throwing them in the bin and buying new turkeys at a reduced price the next day. I think?

If you live in Europe and find your mouse-finger anxiously trembling at the thought of importing an anime vagina from Japan due to crazy tax or customs officers potentially chasing you down the street, then good news! Long-running Japanese retailer otonaJP have now opened a European warehouse.

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If there’s one onahole brand I’ve heard endless good things about since the dawn of dipping my dick into artificial fuck holes, it’s probably TOMAX. All caps, all the time.

Update: This competition has now ended. Congratulations to ‘Buttholesurfer‘! That’s quite a name. Thanks to everyone who entered – more competitions soon!

Wow holy crap, the response to this competition was amazing! It’s been a loooong time since the last drawing comp, and it’s been even longer since this blog has been back to full swing, so thank you all so much!

Update: This competition has now ended! Thanks to everyone who entered! 🙂 Winners will be announced shortly! Please see comments section for more info.

Sorry, sorry! I don’t mean to keep vanishing for decades on end with no warning, but it feels like that’s exactly what keeps happening. :'(

With roughly six bajillion new products being released each month and an entire dick-sleeve dimension of older stuff in stock for years on end, choosing an onahole can be tough.