Despite opening their virtual doors for business just a few months ago, Japanese onahole retailer AkibaFarm have announced they’ll be temporarily shutting down next week (from December 23rd) to essentially overhaul the entire website. They expect to relaunch in March 2020.
Black Friday! That time of the year where America collectively burn their turkeys to a charcoal crisp, then celebrate by throwing them in the bin and buying new turkeys at a reduced price the next day. I think?
If you live in Europe and find your mouse-finger anxiously trembling at the thought of importing an anime vagina from Japan due to crazy tax or customs officers potentially chasing you down the street, then good news! Long-running Japanese retailer otonaJP have now opened a European warehouse.
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If there’s one onahole brand I’ve heard endless good things about since the dawn of dipping my dick into artificial fuck holes, it’s probably TOMAX. All caps, all the time.
Update: This competition has now ended. Congratulations to ‘Buttholesurfer‘! That’s quite a name. Thanks to everyone who entered – more competitions soon!
Wow holy crap, the response to this competition was amazing! It’s been a loooong time since the last drawing comp, and it’s been even longer since this blog has been back to full swing, so thank you all so much!
Update: This competition has now ended! Thanks to everyone who entered! 🙂 Winners will be announced shortly! Please see comments section for more info.
Sorry, sorry! I don’t mean to keep vanishing for decades on end with no warning, but it feels like that’s exactly what keeps happening. :'(
