You know, it’s kind of a wonder why more new sex toy sites haven’t popped up in this current year of 20XX where it’s now socially acceptable for everyone to stay at home and masturbate non-stop. Surely the industry is booming. But look, here’s one!
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Amazon Japan’s bizarre onahole censorship
I’ve been arsing about wondering if this was worth covering for a while now, but it’s since reached a level of artistic absurdity that I can’t help but be kinda impressed.
Coronavirus causing sex toy shortage in Japan
Despite the world-famous board game Guess WHO? recently declaring that ol’ Coronavirus (COVID-19) as a global pandemic several weeks after everybody else already did, the impact never really seems to hit home for most folks until a very specific subject is affected.
Retailer AkibaFarm going on hiatus
Despite opening their virtual doors for business just a few months ago, Japanese onahole retailer AkibaFarm have announced they’ll be temporarily shutting down next week (from December 23rd) to essentially overhaul the entire website. They expect to relaunch in March 2020.
Black Friday 2019 sales roundup
Black Friday! That time of the year where America collectively burn their turkeys to a charcoal crisp, then celebrate by throwing them in the bin and buying new turkeys at a reduced price the next day. I think?
otonaJP opens up new European warehouse
If you live in Europe and find your mouse-finger anxiously trembling at the thought of importing an anime vagina from Japan due to crazy tax or customs officers potentially chasing you down the street, then good news! Long-running Japanese retailer otonaJP have now opened a European warehouse.